Vaguely Bipedal and Hard to Kill

Vaguely Bipedal and Hard to Kill Excessively nerdy and egregiously witty. This place is a dumpster fire for trash royalty. You can call me Mori.

Reblogged from manywinged

piratepolls:

image

"

So I found out a while back that "Rest in peace" is Christian and when you pay your respects to a Jewish person who is deceased you say "May their memory be a blessing ", but what do you say when a Muslim has passed away?

"

Asked by Anonymous

nendocris:

We say “Inna Illahi wa inna Ilayhi raji'oon”

Which translates to “To God do we belong, and to Him do we return”

Reblogged from dangerousalone

the-stray-liger:

“I always sprint out of rooms after turning off the light” cool I don’t have the will to live to do that. If something in the darkness wants to kill me then it better do it quick

Reblogged from saltysapphicqueen

thesetwoutes:

william-ontheinternet:

emptydragonseverywhere:

I just learned Jansport is making adaptable bags for mobility devices and thought I should share

They even have audio descriptions

image

[ID: a screenshot of the mobile Jansport website. There is a banner that says ‘free standard shipping.’ Under the banner is a link that says 'for audio description video click here.’ Under the link is an illustration of 4 different types of mobility devices, each with its own adaptable Jansport bag. End ID.]


Jansport is a little pricey but it isn’t like the adaptable bags are any more expensive than their other stuff, which is nice to see too!

Oh this is sick

Jansport is pricey because it’s the last bag you’ll ever have to buy. Seriously, buy two Jansport bags, when one breaks you send it back to Jansport and they fix it and send it back to you. In the meantime you use the second bag.

Reblogged from rocktheholygrail

moreanimalia:

Meet Dragon, a white-faced fawn who needed to be bottle-fed after being rejected by its mother at a northern Kent County farm. 

His birth mother, “Bunny” is also a piebald whitetail deer. Piebald means they have a genetic defect causing the animal to have large areas of white in its coat. The defect reportedly occurs in less than 1 percent of the whitetail deer population. Dragon was rejected by his mother after birth, likely by natural instinct because he looks different than other fawns.

[Source]

Reblogged from jinxy-toast

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

image

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

Reblogged from nerdyfangs

marisatomay:

other people have said this but elon musk might actually be the dumbest person alive for thinking it’s a good idea to limit views on a website that makes money through advertising

Reblogged from nick-nelson-my-beloved

nick-nelson-my-beloved:

image
image
image
image
image

Leverage + Tumblr text posts

I think I’m funny and I’m making it everyone else’s problem.

Reblogged from asphyxiatedredherring

asphyxiatedredherring:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Some Thiefsome shots

Reblogged from allsonargent

allsonargent:

Beth Riesgraf as Parker in Leverage: Redemption (2021—)

Reblogged from missretrosthrowbackdiner

missretrosthrowbackdiner:

image
image
image
image
image
image

Leverage
season 2, episode 7, “The Two Live Crew Job”
↳Bonus:

image

Reblogged from ghostlyarchaeologist

Reblogged from douglock

douglock:

► Absolute Carnage: The Avengers #1 (2019)

Reblogged from cutiesableye

prohaloplayer:

image

best update they’ve put out in years

kormantic:
“parlezvousladybug:
“assassinregrets:
“unashamedmercury:
“trilllizardstrikesback:
“disease-danger-darkness-silence:
“whoisbobx:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:
“toph-beif0ng:
“...

Reblogged from cutiesableye

kormantic:

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

We Stan this San Diego Man

image

this

C o m e d yy

image
image
image

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s


image
image
image

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

image
image

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

image
image

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

image